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Everybody's really, really sorry this week.Nebraska coach Bo Pelini is sorry he screamed at quarterback Taylor Martinez (but only after the school's chancellor voiced his displeasure after TV cameras picked up Pelini's F-bomb tirade that made even Joe Pesci blush).
Nebraska defensive coordinator Carl Pelini is sorry he attacked a reporter, snapping off parts of the reporter's camera after losing at Texas A&M.
Both Bo and Carl Pelini are also sorry they didn't know there was a video of Pelini's Sean Penn paparazzi impersonation, because then they wouldn't have been caught in a lie when discussing the incident the first time. Only after a video surfaced that was more detailed than the Zapruder film did the Pelini's offer their heartfelt apologies.
In Orlando, Fla., 200 University of Central Florida students are so sorry they cheated on their mid-terms. Well, they really weren't that sorry until they got caught by their professor and were nearly expelled from school.
Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor is sorry he tweeted that Kirk Herbstreit "is a fake Buckeye. Fake as hell." Actually, I take that back, I don't think Pryor ever said he was sorry. Good for him.
And I'll bet you are sorry you didn't take the advice in last week's picks as "Cover Me" and I went 4-0 on our best bets and am now up an imaginary $900 on the season.
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